buying a ticket on the phone to fucking Legia
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- Hello, I would like to know the ticket price for the Champions League match
- Here in Warsaw, right?
- Yes
- What kind of tribune are you interested in?
- Wyldstyle
- Żyleta, with or without a card?
- Hello, hello?
- With or without a card?
- Yyy without, because I'm a Lech supporter here
- What's up?
- Yy nic yyyy tickets I would like to know the price
- Thirty-five zlotys
- Thirty-five for a seated one?
- How about sitting?
- Listen?
- How about sitting?
- Well ...
- You don't sit there, you stand there and cheer on
- But the seated tribune
- Well, covered or somewhere, right?
- Yes
- Well, from sixty to eighty zlotys
- Uhuh ...
- No.
- And by the way, Legia is an old whore, Legia is fucking!
- Look, pissy, you are a pissed-off whore
- I'm a Lech fan and don't piss me off here
- You don't piss me off you fucking wind, take those ware off your nose and get fucking in the ass of a fucking chap
- Whores and rubbish, you will not leave Poznań!
- Here in Warsaw, right?
- Yes
- What kind of tribune are you interested in?
- Wyldstyle
- Żyleta, with or without a card?
- Hello, hello?
- With or without a card?
- Yyy without, because I'm a Lech supporter here
- What's up?
- Yy nic yyyy tickets I would like to know the price
- Thirty-five zlotys
- Thirty-five for a seated one?
- How about sitting?
- Listen?
- How about sitting?
- Well ...
- You don't sit there, you stand there and cheer on
- But the seated tribune
- Well, covered or somewhere, right?
- Yes
- Well, from sixty to eighty zlotys
- Uhuh ...
- No.
- And by the way, Legia is an old whore, Legia is fucking!
- Look, pissy, you are a pissed-off whore
- I'm a Lech fan and don't piss me off here
- You don't piss me off you fucking wind, take those ware off your nose and get fucking in the ass of a fucking chap
- Whores and rubbish, you will not leave Poznań!