"Eat My Diahrrea"
Originally by The Vacant
Written by Gene Perfect
Eat my diarrhea

Just...
Just ate a burger at the sleazy joint
Now I gotta take a shit, get to the point
Sittin' on the toilet, my ass is a blast
Runnin' smelly diarrhea outta my ass

No fuckin' paper
Hey baby lick my ass 'til your face turns blue

You're finished rimmin' me and you want some more
Ya say ya don't flush but your out the door
I'm back in the...with a cup
Scoop it outta the toilet 'cause you wanna slurp it up

Eat my diarrhea you're chuggin' it down
You're suckin' my ass and your lips are all brown
Since we've gone back to the hamburger place
I'm gonna stick my ass right on your face

I'm gonna shit in your mouth
I'm gonna shit in your face, your mouth
And I wanna shit on your mother
I'm gonna shit on you and your mother

Diarrhea
I gotta take a shit

Gotta bottle a Ex-Lax, gonna take it
I'm gonna take me a lumpy shit
Gonna throw it at you, I hope I hit you
I hope it splats in your face there too

It's comin' out my ass all drippin' wet

It's comin' out my ass all drippin' wet
I want you to suck up all of it
Lick my ass and eat it too
Cause diarrhea is good for you

Ya eat it, eat it, eat
Eat it, eat it, eat
Diarrhea

Eat my fuckin' shit